Marketing is serious business, yet sometimes it's good to poke fun at very serious things to loosen up and look at things differently. Every so often it's good to laugh at ourselves. Do you have some good jokes on marketing? I proclaim today marketing humor day.
Help us get over the mid-week blues. Join in the fun, leave a good marketing joke as a comment here. The most original (and in good taste) wins a copy of The Big Moo by Seth Godin.
BMW Gets Blue Windscreen of Death
Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) — Microsoft announced this week that a version of its Windows operating system will be installed in BMW's new 7 Series cars, a move analysts say will dramatically increase the vehicle's ability to suddenly crash for no reason. According to BMW spokesman Gehard Voorst, the cars, which will now take at least five minutes to warm up, will enable owners to confidently cruise and compute at high speeds for several hours before the machine abruptly seizes and catapults the driver through the 7 Series' new "blue windscreen of death."
The Optimist says, "The glass is half full."
The Pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
The Marketing Consultant says, "Your glass needs re-sizing."
The Top 10 Signs You Work In Marketing
lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their
9. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work.
8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as "deliverables."
7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
6. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
5. You wear gray to work instead of navy blue to make a bold fashion statement.
4. You know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
1. You think a "half-day" means leaving work at 5 o'clock.
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