Conversation Agent - Valeria Maltoni - From the Director of Marketing Humor

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Thank you for submitting two jokes. I contacted you at your email address and look forward to connecting.

@Dayngr -- it was fun discovering the jokes and looking at the marketing profession from the outside.

@Frank -- the first submission. Thank you. With a surprising twist and topical to your work.

@Cam -- now I use a Keynote : )

A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This was her explanation:

My first husband was a sales representative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, "It's gonna be great"!

My second husband was from software services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me the documentation.

My third husband was an accountant. His comments were that he knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether or not it was his job.

My fourth husband was a teacher, and he simply said, "Those who; those who can't...teach".

My fifth husband was an engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

My sixth husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

My seventh husband was a help-desk coordinator and he kept teaching me how to do it myself.

My eighth husband was in technical support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now."

The wife said sweetly to her new husband, "Now I am married to you, a man of marketing".

The husband looked at his wife and simply said, "I know I have
the product, I'm just not sure how to position it".

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