- You think @ChrisBrogan is a Mayor
- Your emails are 140 characters long
- You write @Mom
- You are actually paranoid about NOT being followed
- You look forward to summer so you can hang out on TweetDeck
- You don't understand why your company event is not being tweeted
- You find out you have been appointed to a vacant Senate seat before the Governor has called you
- You have a framed picture of your avatar on your desk instead of your kids
- You find out that "tweet" has nothing to do with ornithology
- Encountering the "fail whale" makes you want to join Greenpeace
Your turn!